And that makes me special.
I have hit a new revelation. I am the first woman in the history of the world to ever have gone through the first six months of pregnancy.I draw this conclusion from the fact that apparently I’m the...
View ArticleCleanest Baby in the World
Why is it that when your belly protrudes more than normal, there’s this inate need to give it an extra good scrubbing in the shower?…Or maybe it’s just me…
View ArticleBeware of Elephant!
“What was that?”“Did you see that guy across the parking lot?”“Yes.”“He farted before he got in his car.”“That was a FART, are you serious? Is it humanly possible to fart that loud?”“Apparently so. I...
View ArticleTick Tock
Sometimes I swear this kid is trying to come out via my belly button. She doesn’t seem to have any intention of actually coming out any time soon via the right direction. But she sure has become active...
View ArticleFeeling: Bored
Today I am bored. Bored with work, bored with blogs, bored with whatever else is going on. And I’m having a fat day, which doesn’t really help. I’m back to counting calories (read: big pain the butt)...
View ArticleThe Good News is I’ve Lost 6 Pounds
Despite my good intentions, I may have to change the look around here sooner than expected. I am, without a doubt, the world’s worst dieter. Reasons for this are twofold: Reason #1: Though I may...
View ArticleTriumph!
Well, 18 months post-baby, I have finally reached a very exciting milestone: PRE-PREGNANCY JEANS, BABY! According to my scale this morning, I have lost a total of 10 pounds and today I am wearing a...
View ArticleYou’re SICK
Tonight I had some bad sushi. It tasted good. But it didn’t agree with my insides and for a while I wasn’t sure whether it was the sushi, or my insides, that were about to exit my body in a rather...
View ArticleAAAGGGGHHH
Pregnancy is not agreeing with me this time around. I haven’t been sick (at least not since Christmas). I’ve been more tired, but nothing unbearable. I’m just BIG. And I hate it. I almost wore a...
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